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Tipsy Mermaid® “You’re Pretty F$#ed” Funny Birthday Card – $5
$5.00
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Tipsy Mermaid® “You’re Pretty F$#ed” Funny Birthday Card – $5*
Keep it real (and hilarious) with this sassy vintage-style birthday card that reads:
"It’s never too late to be what you want to be… unless you want to be young again, in which case you’re pretty f$#ed."*
Perfect for that friend who’s aging like fine wine—with a splash of sarcasm.
✨ Only $5 — and worth every laugh!
💌 Blank inside for your own witty message
📬 Includes kraft envelope
Printed with love by Tipsy Mermaid® and guaranteed to make ‘em laugh louder than their birthday candles burn.
-5x7
-Kraft Envelope included
-Made in Florida